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I Had a Dream About You by Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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"I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway."
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs."
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead"
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald."
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn't figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren't so different after all."
― Dora J. Arod, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed.
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people's nightmares."
― Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline."
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them."
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn."
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career."
― Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally."
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory."
― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else."
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy."
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple"
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.
"
― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine."
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's."
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did."
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn't talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale, and I was arrested for theft – I took away your dignity as a mannequin"
― Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting."
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive."
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. We were at a buffet, but instead of eating food, we were forced to eat our words. You were eating words like "Winner," "Victory," and Triumphant," while I was eating words like "Macaroni," "Pizza," and "Meatloaf."
― Jarod Kintz, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future."
― Amy Summers, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires."
― Bauvard, I Had a Dream About You

"I had a dream about you last night.
We moved into a cabin in the countryside.
I couldn't handle the spiders.
You couldn't handle my drama.
I moved back to the city."
― Michael Summers, I Had a Dream About You

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